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How many americans does it take to put up a flagpole... Fatties getting exercise rofl

im afraid to really say anything, since sylla really has a comeback for anything to do with america lol. hmmm, ima think of somethin though

ive never heard of the British Dream but ive heard of the American Dream...

Best quality I could find. One of my favorite hits ever.

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A few of these in this one are good too

That last one makes me think someone should combine the game with nascar. That I might actually watch.

How would you combine football and Nascar?

Elmo wrote:How would you combine football and Nascar?

I guess with cars, mechanics to throw, catch, and carry a ball with a bunch of head-on collisions.

Elmo wrote:<snipped random beach landing photo>

We did most of the work in Europe which was fighting them on the beaches. How have America's past several wars gone? Haven't won one in a while have you? I guess thats why you have to use a black and white photo from a british led operation

bmg_123 wrote:ive never heard of the British Dream but ive heard of the American Dream...

We don't need a dream. Our desires are reality in our country

Elmo wrote:<snipped random handegg picture>

What is your point? One African American running into the genitles of another, with someone stroking the second guy? Thats just German Porn

over wrote:<more random handegg videos

In rugby you aren't allowed to tackle above the waist, a) because it takes more skill than simply running into things, and b) since we don't want brain damage. I guess thats why you have to wear all that pansy padding though

As for NASCAR-handegg. I am certainly impressed. You guys can take levels of inventing useless sports with no sense/utterly boring to a new level.

Cars racing around a track a hundred times, and then crashing into each other and someone yells "touchdown"?

You'd probably call it something stupid like Formula 1, or motorsport, just because you could never come up with another name.


Phew, I need a break after that

sylla always has a comeback for everything. its awesome <3

over wrote:I guess with cars, mechanics to throw, catch, and carry a ball with a bunch of head-on collisions.

I was thinking of something more like lining up some vehicles on opposite sides of a long field, then going full speed and having one vehicle from each team try to get past the other team.

syllabear wrote:useless sports

redundant

I'd quite like to see American handegg team on one size, a line of cars on the other.... winner takes all!

LOL!

In response to this, my girlfriend said, "so true."

My response, aren't women supposed to be equal to men?

/me is confuzzled.

I don't see what's wrong with this one.

@over

there is a mistake in that equation.

Women = time and money

so Women = time + money

So the whole thing doesn't really work

syllabear wrote:@over

there is a mistake in that equation.

Women = time and money

so Women = time + money

So the whole thing doesn't really work

I know, I saw that at first too, but I still think regardless it's a nice joke if someone doesn't notice it.